worst night to have a conscience
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
