Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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