Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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