what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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