OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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