went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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