On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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