I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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