so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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