So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I need water and some morals
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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