I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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