yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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