i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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