Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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