Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it because I queefed?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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