He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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