Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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