New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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