Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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