Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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