Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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