Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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