You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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