bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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