woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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