I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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