love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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