just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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