So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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