My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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