Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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