I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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