I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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