; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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