Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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