It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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