i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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