Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
