Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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