hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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