No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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