Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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