I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
whose parrot is this?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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