my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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