Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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