sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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