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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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