I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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