Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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