her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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