You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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