I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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