your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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