just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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