Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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