wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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